Oh nuts!

This morning Gunnar was taking his bath before church and he called "mom hurry quick" I hurried over to him he was sitting on the step of the tub examining is private parts, I said "what's wrong are you hurt?" he replied "yes, my nuts are all wrinkled!"

New vocabulary word for the day "comped"

Tonight Aly came to me and stated that she was missing $50 and mysteriously Gunnar had new found riches of coincidentally $50....so I started to question Gunnar, "Gunnar did you steal Aly's money(dumb question)?" He replied "no I comped it." I said "what does comped it mean?" His answer was "comped it means not stealing." Uh huh....